jim@chickenrun 9:42 Sat Jun 24
things yer dad used to say!
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Long gone now my old man,bless him....
But here are some of his sayings I still use sometimes.
Go an boil her head!.
Black as Newgate's knocker!
You snotty welp!
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jim@chickenrun
9:44 Sat Jun 24
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Your head that should have been.
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ray winstone
9:46 Sat Jun 24
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If you can't fight wear a big hat.
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Gavros
9:49 Sat Jun 24
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Don't tell mummy about this.
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lab
9:53 Sat Jun 24
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My dad was a ventriloquist , he shoved his hand up my arse and told me not to say anything .
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Far Cough
9:53 Sat Jun 24
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Gertcha cowson
Not really, I never had a dad
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Side of Ham
9:56 Sat Jun 24
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Be a Tottenham fan.
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zebthecat
10:18 Sat Jun 24
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"Get your hair cut"
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the exile
10:20 Sat Jun 24
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My dad also used to say "Go boil your head" - to the cat.
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Huffers
10:37 Sat Jun 24
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Mind how you go
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solidbond
10:54 Sat Jun 24
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Get out! And don't come back no more.
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lowermarshhammer
10:59 Sat Jun 24
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Me "Dad, you haven't switched the lights on."
Dad " Don't worry about that, just tell me if I'm on the wrong side of the road."
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G-IRONS
11:07 Sat Jun 24
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Blind 'ol pole.
He's a right paper 'at.
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Toe Rag
11:12 Sat Jun 24
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Only girls and poofs drink lager, son.
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wurzel
11:18 Sat Jun 24
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Gertcha cowson
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Rusta
11:20 Sat Jun 24
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You know fuck all about fuck all
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Kidders
11:57 Sat Jun 24
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See you and your sister next weekend.
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The Stoat
12:20 Sun Jun 25
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One day lad all this will be yours!
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Crassus
12:26 Sun Jun 25
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Dad had a raft of one liners and put downs, have had plenty of giggles plagiarising his fine work
Face like a smacked arse
Face like a Chinaman's arse
Silly as a sack of arseholes
She could suck a golf ball up a hose pipe
And a really poignant one, 'son, if you go through life seeing the bad in people you will be successful but try to see the good, for we all fail sometimes and you will be happier'
Top man our Dad God bless him, one for whom life was cruel
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normannomates
1:27 Sun Jun 25
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Never lived with my Father..such is life.
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fred flinstone
1:31 Sun Jun 25
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Walk tall and look the world right in the eye
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